My Meow X 10,000

I cannot believe it has been a week since I was last able to get my claws on the keyboard. How the heck did that happen? Granted I took a lot of naps, but really...a week? Shame on me!!!

But to be fair (to myself of course), things suddenly accelerated in the cottage last week and the human activity was tiring. I mostly retreated to my spot on the old mattress. That's right, no new mattress yet!!!

In all this, I suspect my human may be off on travels soon and I hope to go with her again - more cell phone diary pages, maybe. But the thing is, I really want one of those soft, styling carriers to travel in. I have had it with the plastic cage things. How would SHE like it if she were locked in a prison for several hours? So basically, I have decided to take the initiative. I am going to buy my own cool travel pad. I am not sure which one, yet, so any suggestions would be helpful.

In paying for this I have thought about going into business for myself. Maybe doing something that involves writing or pay blogging? Maybe I could sell something. I do have services to offer...I am a great muse and I also function as a calming influence when my human does hypnosis here. I climb onto the lap of the person who is being hypnotized, purr and fall asleep. I believe it is as soothing for them as it is for me.

Now the question is - how do I market these services? I am not into spam or telemarketing. I get a little feisty when people hang up on me. But...BUT...what if I did calls another way (I have a pretty voice, you know). It is called voice broadcasting as seen at www.youreceivecalls.com. Basically, I record my meow and it is broadcast to my mailing list (or the 5,000 free leads that come with the program). For those who are not interested, they just politely hang up (avoiding my feline wrath) or for those cool cats who want my services, well, they call me. Plus it can reach 10,000 others in an hour for just a few cents per call. Who would have thought. Oh, and if those 10,000 others do not want me as a muse or to use my special hypnosis abilities, then maybe they will instead decided they would like to sell the broadcasting services themselves (as if someone would not want me to be their muse). For me that would still mean the cat is in the bag - yep, I could buy my travel carrier.

Now I must go nap again and figure out my next step!